I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
Always reblog David Bowie
He reminds me of the babe
The babe with the power.
the power of voodoo
Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby
crying hard as babe could cry
Are you fucking kidding me.
I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GUY IN THE BACK THAT HAS A FUCKING WOMAN ON HIS HEAD AND HE STANDS UP WITHOUT HER FALLING LIKE ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere